2012: Jan
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Apple Store experimenting with Genius Bar wedding service

Cupertino, CA — A surprise marriage performed at the landmark Apple Store Fifth Avenue in NY has spawned an ... Get the Scoop
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Steve Jobs to personally detonate Jackling House with iPhone app

Cupertino, CA — Want to blow up a really annoying historic mansion? There’s an app for that. Now that a judge ... Get the Scoop
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Pentagon licenses Reality Distortion Field for use in Afghanistan

Cupertino, CA — Steven P. Jobs has long been known for his legendary “Reality Distortion Field,” which ... Get the Scoop
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Beyond Multi-Touch: get ready for mind control

Cupertino, CA — Thinking generations ahead, Apple is getting closer to perfecting a new technology for controlling ... Get the Scoop
A real MRI/ MRA (Magnetic Resonance Angiogram) of the brain vasc

Lessons from Coca-Cola? Apple readies new “iMac Classic”

Cupertino, CA — According to a source within Apple, a project team has been working on a new computer designed to woo ... Get the Scoop
The iMac Classic will ship with 20 Apple branded floppy disks and a suite of classic Mac apps.

Steve Jobs demands annual pay hike to $1.05

Cupertino, CA — A visibly angry Steve Jobs stormed out of Apple’s quarterly board meeting this afternoon after ... Get the Scoop
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Apple announces Freddie iMac program — computer mortgages that make Macs affordable

Cupertino, CA — In direct response to frequent criticism that Macs are inordinately expensive, Apple today announced ... Get the Scoop
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