Author Archives: Lucas Meppen-Negal

Apple offers bold plan to fix the U.S. economy

Cupertino, CA — To Apple, there is no problem good design can’t fix. And that includes the U.S. economy. Speaking ... Get the Scoop
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New Steve Jobs movie focuses on pre-school years

Scoopertino Movie Review Steve Jobs was impatient, demanding and abrasive — but it was nothing a good nap couldn’t ... Get the Scoop
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Apple announces iBalls: the ultimate Retina Display

Cupertino, CA — Whoever designed the human body did a respectable job — but leave it to Apple to take it to a ... Get the Scoop
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Apple woos Amish with “Apple Store in a Barn”

Lancaster, PA — Who needs electricity when you can have great design? Apple, the technology company best known for ... Get the Scoop
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BULLETIN: Santa walks out on talks with Tim Cook

North Pole, Arctic Circle — The smiles of millions of children around the world hang in the balance today, as Apple ... Get the Scoop
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Apple turns on iCloud data center, plunges nation into darkness

Malden, NC — Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for the power grid. With great fanfare, ... Get the Scoop
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New iPhone to be launched with Mexican theme

Mexico City, Mexico — Is Apple running out of ways to make iPhone exciting? “¡Hell no!” says Tim Cook. ... Get the Scoop
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EXCLUSIVE: New Apple HQ to include Throne Room

Cupertino, CA — Apple employees will be living like kings in their new high-tech headquarters. Especially Steve Jobs. ... Get the Scoop
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Bill Gates predicts “Apple Rapture”: all Macs to explode in 2012

Redmond, WA — That end-of-the-world nonsense was just one big joke, says Microsoft founder Bill Gates. “May ... Get the Scoop
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Apple snares Charlie Sheen as corporate spokesperson

Cupertino CA — Care for some passive-aggressive-schizo-paranoia to go with your Apple arrogance? Leaping at the ... Get the Scoop
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