Author Archives: Stephanie Weehawk

Apple announces “pre-abused” iSore devices

Cupertino, CA — Apparently, selling shiny new devices isn’t enough for Apple. Now it’s muscling into the ... Get the Scoop
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Apple Stores begin accepting food stamps

Cupertino, CA — Citing a disturbing number of Americans unable to give Apple their money, President Obama took an ... Get the Scoop
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FLASHBACK: Apple Store tests Idiot Bar as complement to Genius Bar

Scoopertino is closed for the holidays. In the meantime, we’ll recycle a couple of stories from our dusty ... Get the Scoop
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Angry Zune owners ignite Occupy Apple movement

White Plains, NY — They’re mad as hell and they’re not going to take it anymore. Incensed owners of ... Get the Scoop
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NASA: “Dent in the universe” traced to Steve Jobs

Houston, TX — Long ago, Steve Jobs expressed the belief that “we’re here to put a dent in the universe.” ... Get the Scoop
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Immaculate reception: Michele Bachmann reveals FaceTime with God

Washington, DC — Michele Bachmann says the press got the story wrong. She never said she had a calling from God. ... Get the Scoop
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Apple’s Ping attracts 78th member, rolls toward 100

Cupertino, CA —  It’s a miracle that Apple’s servers haven’t melted under the onslaught. After a ... Get the Scoop
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Shocker II: Schwarzenegger also fathered Jony Ive

Los Angeles, CA — No wonder Arnold Schwarzenegger’s head spins every time he hears the word “dad.” ... Get the Scoop
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Apple Store tests Idiot Bar as complement to Genius Bar

Cupertino, CA — Tired of waiting hours or days to get an appointment at the Genius Bar? Help is on its way. Citing ... Get the Scoop
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Tim Cook challenges Steve Ballmer to high-stakes wrestling match

Cupertino, CA — “You talkin’ to me, muchacho?” Tim Cook, eager to inspire Apple’s troops as ... Get the Scoop
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