Cupertino, CA — Apple-haters standing between Apple and world domination? Not for long. Determined to convert even the nastiest naysayers, Apple today begins shipping Apple Kool-Aid. Previously available only to employees and fanboys, now everyone can drink the Kool-Aid — and enjoy the calming effect of a deep, religious love for all things Apple. Jointly … Continue reading Apple Kool-Aid to go into mass distribution