Cupertino, CA — Emergency crews rushed to Apple headquarters today in an attempt to contain a mammoth oil spill growing more disastrous by the minute. Oil was found leaking from a 1996 Toyota Camry parked opposite Building 1 at the rate of 0.4 quarts per day. The slick currently covers approximately three square feet of … Continue reading Oil spill causes havoc at Apple HQ, Jobs blows a gasket