Cupertino, CA — Heeding a chorus of demands from friends, family and colleagues, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak will soon attempt to stop embarrassing himself. He will be neutered Thursday, July 1st, at Stanford Medical Center. “Really, there are only two options for a condition such as Mr. Wozniak’s,” explains Dr. Gurtaj Sukhija, chief surgeon on … Continue reading Wozniak to be neutered in attempt to curtail chronic buffoonery