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iQuit: Apple stops making everything it makes

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Cupertino, CA — Better hang onto that iPhone. It’s about to become a collector’s item. Today Apple announced that it’s getting out of the revolution business. In effect, the company has decided to “take the money and run.” According to CEO Tim Cook, Apple just faced the biggest decision in its history. Now valued at over $400 billion, with a cash reserve of over $98 billion, it could keep ... Get the Scoop

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BULLETIN: Santa walks out on talks with Tim Cook

North Pole, Arctic Circle — The smiles of millions of children around the world hang in the balance today, as Apple ... Get the Scoop

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