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Tim Cook’s 6-point plan to re-ignite Apple profits

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Cupertino, CA — Next time analysts are on an earnings call with Tim Cook, they might want to stick around till the end. A transcript of the April 23rd call reveals that after most of the attendees hung up, Cook unveiled an audacious 6-point plan to stop Apple’s slide into oblivion. Cook is putting the weight of his office behind these initiatives: 1. Door-to-door sales Cook envisions legions of ... Get the Scoop

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