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Apple offers bold plan to fix the U.S. economy

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Cupertino, CA — To Apple, there is no problem good design can’t fix. And that includes the U.S. economy. Speaking before the House Committee on Financial Services yesterday, Apple CEO Tim Cook unveiled Apple’s fix for our battered economy: flashy new currency designed to stimulate spending. “Two hundred years of butt-ugly, monochrome currency is enough to drive any economy into the toilet,” said Cook. ... Get the Scoop

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Cupertino, CA — Where most people see a museum piece, Apple sees a new revenue stream. The Apple II is back, in all ... Get the Scoop

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Scoopertino Movie Review Steve Jobs was impatient, demanding and abrasive — but it was nothing a good nap couldn’t ... Get the Scoop

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Tim Cook visits Foxconn worker “Hatchery”

Zhengzhou, China — Hundreds of smiling faces greeted Tim Cook on his visit last week to a Foxconn iPhone factory — ... Get the Scoop

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Apple announces “pre-abused” iSore devices

Cupertino, CA — Apparently, selling shiny new devices isn’t enough for Apple. Now it’s muscling into the ... Get the Scoop

Apple Stores begin accepting food stamps

Cupertino, CA — Citing a disturbing number of Americans unable to give Apple their money, President Obama took an ... Get the Scoop

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