Kalamazoo, MI — Rather strike it rich in a courtroom than needlessly expend energy working a real job? There’s an app for that.
LitiGATOR™ makes it easy to initiate a lawsuit against Apple — frivolous or otherwise — and laugh all the way to the bank.
The new app, created by the legal software experts at LawHorse, doesn’t require any legal expertise at all. With nothing more than an iPad, a Wi-Fi connection and a willingness to pursue Apple to the end of the earth, you can litigate with the big boys.
With LitiGATOR™, you can target specific Apple products for violating one thing or another, or you can target Apple itself for its many obvious — and legally provable — sins.
All you have to do is use the simple pop-up menus to select your options. Choose the type of lawsuit, your imagined damages (up to $50 billion) and your willingness to settle out of court with Apple’s evil lawyers. LitiGATOR™ does the rest.
LitiGATOR™ saves time, money and attorney’s fees. You can use it to file lawsuits in any state in the U.S. LitiGATOR Pro™ adds the capabilities of filing your suit in foreign countries or having your payout wired to a foreign bank account.
LitiGATOR™ is available for $2.99 at the App Store, beginning today. According to LawHorse’s PR release, that’s the deal of a lifetime. “If you get a $50 million settlement out of it, you’ll make your investment back over 16.7 million times.”
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