Steve Jobs to personally detonate Jackling House with iPhone app

Artist's conception: Steven P. Jobs 'sploding the Jackling House

Cupertino, CA — Want to blow up a really annoying historic mansion? There’s an app for that.

Now that a judge has finally given Steve Jobs approval to tear down the crumbling Jackling House mansion on his property, Mr. Jobs will personally detonate the explosives using a customized iPhone app.

The app — called iSplode — is a gift to Mr. Jobs from his wife, who secretly worked with Apple software engineers to surprise her husband with a custom app when the long legal process finally came to a halt.

With the judge’s happy decision now rendered, and years of painful legal jousting in the past, only one obstacle remains before the Jackling House can be reduced to rubble: iSplode is currently going through the App Store approval process.

5 Comments

  1. ericville |

    amazing site, whoever you are! i just love it to death. haven’t laughed this hard in a while

  2. benny |

    Shame the ipod is under powered to run flash, even my old Nokia e51 will do that.

    How will the iphone hd cope with a higher res screen?

  3. Been Ladin |

    Looking forward to download it from AppStore. I sure could have a lot of fun with it.

  4. Seth D |

    Such a great site! Excellent work

  5. Ricardo Portugal |

    @MacMagazine – it should read:
    “…um novo app que EXPLODE casas…”

    “implode” does not exist in Portuguese.
    A palavra correcta é explode.

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