Author Archives: Mario Bitensky

Think different, dress alike: Apple introduces Steve Jobs fashion line

Cupertino, CA — Want to own a bit of that Steve Jobs magic? Apple is making a multimillion-dollar bet that you do. ... Get the Scoop
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Deja Scoop: Apple Store experimenting with Genius Bar wedding service

Scoopertino’s archivist periodically descends deep into our underground vault to retrieve a favorite story from ... Get the Scoop
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Apple to use press conference to alter time and space, eliminate iPhone problem

Cupertino, CA — According to sources, Apple will not only stun the audience at Friday’s press conference, it ... Get the Scoop
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Apple blinks: New iPad XL to offer Flash capability

Cupertino, CA — Apple effectively raised the white flag in its war against Adobe today, announcing iPad XL — a new ... Get the Scoop
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Beyond the comfy chair: Steve Jobs to demo next iPad from bed

Cupertino, CA — With iPad successfully launched, Apple is hard at work on iPad 2 — and, in typical Apple manner, ... Get the Scoop
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Rumor: feature-free iPhone shuffle due in June

Cupertino, CA — Time to make room for baby. Looks like the iPhone family is about to expand. A Chinese parts ... Get the Scoop
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Pentagon licenses Reality Distortion Field for use in Afghanistan

Cupertino, CA — Steven P. Jobs has long been known for his legendary “Reality Distortion Field,” which ... Get the Scoop
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Lessons from Coca-Cola? Apple readies new “iMac Classic”

Cupertino, CA — According to a source within Apple, a project team has been working on a new computer designed to woo ... Get the Scoop
The iMac Classic will ship with 20 Apple branded floppy disks and a suite of classic Mac apps.