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NASA taps Apple to build next Mars lander

Pasadena, CA — Searching for organic carbon compounds buried in soil 35 million miles from home? There’s an app ... Get the Scoop
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Apple unveils low-cost Cornea display

Cupertino, CA — Retina display too rich for your blood? What you need is “the display for the rest of us.” Say ... Get the Scoop
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Microsoft unveils state-of-the-vapor tablet

Hollywood, CA — Makers of vaporware the world over are celebrating the introduction of Microsoft’s new Surface ... Get the Scoop
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New Mac Pro granite: no updates till 2056

Cupertino, CA — Frustrated by Mac Pro’s lack of serious updates? Apple has the computer for you. The new Mac Pro ... Get the Scoop
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Apple relaxes iPhone security for son of God

Cupertino, CA — Are iPhones too good when it comes to security? Apparently so. In response to reports that Jesus is ... Get the Scoop
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New app makes it easy to get rich off of Apple

Kalamazoo, MI — Rather strike it rich in a courtroom than needlessly expend energy working a real job? There’s ... Get the Scoop
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New Steve Jobs movie focuses on pre-school years

Scoopertino Movie Review Steve Jobs was impatient, demanding and abrasive — but it was nothing a good nap couldn’t ... Get the Scoop
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Apple announces “pre-abused” iSore devices

Cupertino, CA — Apparently, selling shiny new devices isn’t enough for Apple. Now it’s muscling into the ... Get the Scoop
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Apple axes music companies, Siri to sing entire iTunes catalog

Cupertino, CA — Apple started a revolution by signing the major music companies. Now it’s re-igniting the ... Get the Scoop
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iPad event: Scoopertino live blog transcript

For those who missed our live coverage of Wednesday’s iPad event, here is a transcript: 9:22AM Hi everyone. ... Get the Scoop
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