Author Archives: Lucas Meppen-Negal

BULLETIN: Santa walks out on talks with Tim Cook

North Pole, Arctic Circle — The smiles of millions of children around the world hang in the balance today, as Apple ... Get the Scoop

Malden, NC — Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for the power grid. With great fanfare, ... Get the Scoop

Mexico City, Mexico — Is Apple running out of ways to make iPhone exciting? “¡Hell no!” says Tim Cook. ... Get the Scoop

Cupertino, CA — Apple employees will be living like kings in their new high-tech headquarters. Especially Steve Jobs. ... Get the Scoop

Redmond, WA — That end-of-the-world nonsense was just one big joke, says Microsoft founder Bill Gates. “May ... Get the Scoop

Cupertino CA — Care for some passive-aggressive-schizo-paranoia to go with your Apple arrogance? Leaping at the ... Get the Scoop

Maiden, NC — Once again, Steve Jobs is poised to pull a surprise out of his hat. Apple’s 500,000-square-foot ... Get the Scoop

Cupertino, CA — He’s the guru of design. Champion of good taste. Poster boy for elegance. Jony Ive may anguish ... Get the Scoop

Cupertino, CA — Steve Jobs was all smiles when he introduced Apple’s newest devices at the September 1st event. ... Get the Scoop

Cupertino, CA — With so many Steve Jobs emails making the rounds on the Internet this year, many wonder how the ... Get the Scoop