Author Archives: Lucas Meppen-Negal

BULLETIN: Santa walks out on talks with Tim Cook

North Pole, Arctic Circle — The smiles of millions of children around the world hang in the balance today, as Apple ... Get the Scoop

Apple turns on iCloud data center, plunges nation into darkness

Malden, NC — Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for the power grid. With great fanfare, ... Get the Scoop

New iPhone to be launched with Mexican theme

Mexico City, Mexico — Is Apple running out of ways to make iPhone exciting? “¡Hell no!” says Tim Cook. ... Get the Scoop

EXCLUSIVE: New Apple HQ to include Throne Room

Cupertino, CA — Apple employees will be living like kings in their new high-tech headquarters. Especially Steve Jobs. ... Get the Scoop

Bill Gates predicts “Apple Rapture”: all Macs to explode in 2012

Redmond, WA — That end-of-the-world nonsense was just one big joke, says Microsoft founder Bill Gates. “May ... Get the Scoop

Apple snares Charlie Sheen as corporate spokesperson

Cupertino CA — Care for some passive-aggressive-schizo-paranoia to go with your Apple arrogance? Leaping at the ... Get the Scoop

EXCLUSIVE: Apple’s billion-dollar data center revealed to be giant vault

Maiden, NC — Once again, Steve Jobs is poised to pull a surprise out of his hat. Apple’s 500,000-square-foot ... Get the Scoop

EXCLUSIVE: Jony Ive takes us inside his castle

Cupertino, CA — He’s the guru of design. Champion of good taste. Poster boy for elegance. Jony Ive may anguish ... Get the Scoop

With Apple TV reinvented, Steve Jobs searches for new hobby

Cupertino, CA — Steve Jobs was all smiles when he introduced Apple’s newest devices at the September 1st event. ... Get the Scoop

Apple fesses up: Jobs emails not coming from Jobs

Cupertino, CA — With so many Steve Jobs emails making the rounds on the Internet this year, many wonder how the ... Get the Scoop