Author Archives: Miyoko Yamada

Apple-Google conflict erupts into full-scale war

BULLETIN: Cupertino, CA — Tensions between Apple and Google have erupted into open warfare, with both sides suffering ... Get the Scoop

BREAKING NEWS: Steve Jobs announces bid for the presidency

Cupertino, CA — Steve Jobs put an end to the speculation Friday by throwing his hat into the presidential ring. He ... Get the Scoop

Apple Stores to be rebranded as “Church of Apple”

Cupertino, CA — If you’ve been following Apple religiously, your spirit is about to soar. On May 1st, 2011, all ... Get the Scoop

Apple Store opens in Libya, brings magic to revolutionaries

Misrata, Libya — When the doors of Libya’s first Apple Store opened in this hotbed of revolution at 7:00 am, ... Get the Scoop

Millionth Scoopertino visitor begrudgingly accepts certificate

Scoopertino, CA — It was an ordinary Monday morning in California. It was an ordinary afternoon in Salzburg, Austria. ... Get the Scoop

Apple blasts into supermarkets with revolutionary Apple Water

Cupertino, CA — Step aside, Perrier. Prepare for oblivion, Poland Spring. After steamrolling the music player, ... Get the Scoop

Losing exclusive on iPhone, AT&T finds new partner in Taco Bell

Dallas, TX — Care for a burrito with that data plan? Before Verizon iPhones even go on sale — and before customers ... Get the Scoop

Steve Jobs’ New Year’s resolutions found on Starbucks napkin

Palo Alto, CA — Uh-oh. Another piece of top-secret Apple material has been left behind in a public place. Only this ... Get the Scoop

Apple Kool-Aid to go into mass distribution

Cupertino, CA — Apple-haters standing between Apple and world domination? Not for long. Determined to convert even ... Get the Scoop

Apple launches new line of imaginary iPhones

Cupertino, CA — Expanding on the success of the nonexistent white iPhone, Apple today announced a new line of iPhones ... Get the Scoop