Category Archives: Hardware

Apple launches new line of imaginary iPhones

Cupertino, CA — Expanding on the success of the nonexistent white iPhone, Apple today announced a new line of iPhones ... Get the Scoop

Steve Jobs ninja stars revealed to be iPod prototypes

Cupertino, CA — Well, that’s a relief. It turns out that Steve Jobs isn’t a secret ninja after all. We ... Get the Scoop

Apple enters home TV market with AppleVision: “HD TV for the rest of us”

Cupertino, CA — Move over, Sony. Apple has surprised analysts by boldly moving into the home TV market with a new ... Get the Scoop

Multi-Touch goes Multi-Toe: Introducing Magic Footpad

Cupertino, CA — Only two weeks after Apple released Magic Trackpad, the other shoe has dropped. Or should we say ... Get the Scoop

Apple extends free Bumper offer to everyone on earth

Cupertino, CA — Buoyed by the upbeat response to its decision to give free Bumpers to iPhone purchasers, Apple is ... Get the Scoop

Apple to use press conference to alter time and space, eliminate iPhone problem

Cupertino, CA — According to sources, Apple will not only stun the audience at Friday’s press conference, it ... Get the Scoop

Apple introduces iHand: the right way to hold your iPhone

Cupertino, CA — Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for iPhone. Literally. Responding to complaints that the new iPhone ... Get the Scoop

Apple blinks: New iPad XL to offer Flash capability

Cupertino, CA — Apple effectively raised the white flag in its war against Adobe today, announcing iPad XL — a new ... Get the Scoop

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em: Apple launches Prototype Store

Cupertino, CA — Amid new reports of more iPhone prototypes showing up around the world, Apple is taking a new tack. ... Get the Scoop

Flashback: Factory snafu forces Apple to release Cube instead of Trapezoid

Flashback is a new feature in Scoopertino, where we look back at important moments in Apple history. We believe such ... Get the Scoop