Author Archives: Ulysse Merou

Apple reveals Plus-Minus-Max-Mini naming scheme

SUNNYVALE — Phew. After years of complaints from Apple customers about perplexing product names, sanity finally ... Get the Scoop

Tim Cook pins Apple woes on North Korea

Cupertino — Take heart, Jennifer Lawrence. It wasn’t Apple’s lax security that spilled your nude photos onto ... Get the Scoop

Apple stuns Google, unveils iGlass

Cupertino, CA — Coming soon: Google Glass. Shipping today: Apple iGlass. That was the theme pounded nonstop by Apple ... Get the Scoop

VATICAN SHOCKER: Cardinals tap Siri as next pope

Vatican City, Italy — In a surprising twist to the papal drama, the College of Cardinals today elected Siri to be the ... Get the Scoop

NASA taps Apple to build next Mars lander

Pasadena, CA — Searching for organic carbon compounds buried in soil 35 million miles from home? There’s an app ... Get the Scoop

New Mac Pro granite: no updates till 2056

Cupertino, CA — Frustrated by Mac Pro’s lack of serious updates? Apple has the computer for you. The new Mac Pro ... Get the Scoop

New app makes it easy to get rich off of Apple

Kalamazoo, MI — Rather strike it rich in a courtroom than needlessly expend energy working a real job? There’s ... Get the Scoop

iQuit: Apple stops making everything it makes

Cupertino, CA — Better hang onto that iPhone. It’s about to become a collector’s item. Today Apple announced that ... Get the Scoop

Apple introduces Siri Pro: for serious Apple lovers

Cupertino, CA — Think Siri is all talk and no action? Think again. Targeting lovestruck Siri fans, Apple today ... Get the Scoop

Dell woos Mac users with new ad campaign

Round Rock, TX — Yee-haw! After a decade of listless advertising and sagging sales, Dell is stepping up its game in ... Get the Scoop