Category Archives: Steve Jobs

Enough already: Cook has Steve Jobs’ shadow surgically removed

San Francisco, CA — Expect an eyeful at Apple’s September 9th special event. One thing you won’t see: Steve ... Get the Scoop

Apple offers bold plan to fix the U.S. economy

Cupertino, CA — To Apple, there is no problem good design can’t fix. And that includes the U.S. economy. Speaking ... Get the Scoop

New Steve Jobs movie focuses on pre-school years

Scoopertino Movie Review Steve Jobs was impatient, demanding and abrasive — but it was nothing a good nap couldn’t ... Get the Scoop

Deja Scoop: Apple Stores to be rebranded as Church of Apple

Scoopertino is closed for the holidays. In the meantime, we’ll recycle a couple of stories from our dusty ... Get the Scoop

NASA: “Dent in the universe” traced to Steve Jobs

Houston, TX — Long ago, Steve Jobs expressed the belief that “we’re here to put a dent in the universe.” ... Get the Scoop

Tim Cook aims to surpass Jobs as presenter

Cupertino, CA — We all know Tim Cook is a master of operations. But a master of ceremonies? Just you wait. Faced with ... Get the Scoop

Thanks, Steve

We may have published some articles here that aren’t very funny, but this will be the first time we’ve done ... Get the Scoop

CAMPAIGN ’12: Steve Jobs unveils radical plan to balance budget

Cupertino, CA —  iTunes Gift Cards to replace Social Security checks? You betcha, says presidential candidate Steve ... Get the Scoop

EXCLUSIVE: New Apple HQ to include Throne Room

Cupertino, CA — Apple employees will be living like kings in their new high-tech headquarters. Especially Steve Jobs. ... Get the Scoop

Apple Stores shut down after lawsuit by China’s fake Apple Stores

Cupertino, CA — There’s a frightening similarity between Apple’s retail stores and the fake stores ... Get the Scoop