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BREAKING NEWS: Steve Jobs announces bid for the presidency

Cupertino, CA — Steve Jobs put an end to the speculation Friday by throwing his hat into the presidential ring. He ... Get the Scoop

Apple launches iBox: advanced technology, minus the technology

Cupertino, CA — After years of thinking outside the box, Apple has focused its design and engineering smarts on the ... Get the Scoop

Apple Stores to be rebranded as “Church of Apple”

Cupertino, CA — If you’ve been following Apple religiously, your spirit is about to soar. On May 1st, 2011, all ... Get the Scoop

Pre-dawn raids across U.S. nab over 100 Apple Water violators

Philadelphia, PA — Tempted to refill that Apple Water container at the sink? “Don’t even think about ... Get the Scoop

Apple Store opens in Libya, brings magic to revolutionaries

Misrata, Libya — When the doors of Libya’s first Apple Store opened in this hotbed of revolution at 7:00 am, ... Get the Scoop

Apple snares Charlie Sheen as corporate spokesperson

Cupertino CA — Care for some passive-aggressive-schizo-paranoia to go with your Apple arrogance? Leaping at the ... Get the Scoop

EXCLUSIVE: Apple’s billion-dollar data center revealed to be giant vault

Maiden, NC — Once again, Steve Jobs is poised to pull a surprise out of his hat. Apple’s 500,000-square-foot ... Get the Scoop

Millionth Scoopertino visitor begrudgingly accepts certificate

Scoopertino, CA — It was an ordinary Monday morning in California. It was an ordinary afternoon in Salzburg, Austria. ... Get the Scoop

Tim Cook challenges Steve Ballmer to high-stakes wrestling match

Cupertino, CA — “You talkin’ to me, muchacho?” Tim Cook, eager to inspire Apple’s troops as ... Get the Scoop

Apple embraces Big Brother role in Super Bowl commercial

Cupertino, CA — Google and Motorola have both accused Apple of acting like Big Brother, trying to control every ... Get the Scoop