Tag Archives: Steve Jobs

Apple extends free Bumper offer to everyone on earth

Cupertino, CA — Buoyed by the upbeat response to its decision to give free Bumpers to iPhone purchasers, Apple is ... Get the Scoop

Apple to use press conference to alter time and space, eliminate iPhone problem

Cupertino, CA — According to sources, Apple will not only stun the audience at Friday’s press conference, it ... Get the Scoop

Jobs fumes over iPhone launch fiasco, pens “Thoughts on Revenge”

Cupertino, CA — Angered by the server meltdowns that marred the first day of pre-orders for iPhone 4, Steve Jobs has ... Get the Scoop

Oil spill causes havoc at Apple HQ, Jobs blows a gasket

Cupertino, CA — Emergency crews rushed to Apple headquarters today in an attempt to contain a mammoth oil spill ... Get the Scoop

Less green, more mean: Apple board trades Gore for Cheney

Cupertino, CA — Signaling a growing intolerance for deliberate leaks and fumbled prototypes, Apple today announced a ... Get the Scoop

Beyond the comfy chair: Steve Jobs to demo next iPad from bed

Cupertino, CA — With iPad successfully launched, Apple is hard at work on iPad 2 — and, in typical Apple manner, ... Get the Scoop

Divine inspiration: Apple signs Pope for iPod campaign

Cupertino, CA — His bod may not be quite as lithe as your typical iPod dancer, but this one’s got spirit. Say ... Get the Scoop

Thousands flock to see image of Steve Jobs on French toast

Pomaire, Chile — By mid-morning, the line was already snaking through the narrow streets of Pomaire, about 85 miles ... Get the Scoop

Steve Jobs robot out of control at Apple

Cupertino, CA — Fear stalks the halls of Apple corporate headquarters today as an out-of-control Steve Jobs robot ... Get the Scoop

Steve Jobs in dramatic bid to lure Beatles to iTunes

Cupertino, CA — Tired of the endless back-and-forth with The Beatles’ Apple Corps about landing the Fab ... Get the Scoop