Author Archives: Stephanie Weehawk

Angry Zune owners ignite Occupy Apple movement

White Plains, NY — They’re mad as hell and they’re not going to take it anymore. Incensed owners of ... Get the Scoop

NASA: “Dent in the universe” traced to Steve Jobs

Houston, TX — Long ago, Steve Jobs expressed the belief that “we’re here to put a dent in the universe.” ... Get the Scoop

Immaculate reception: Michele Bachmann reveals FaceTime with God

Washington, DC — Michele Bachmann says the press got the story wrong. She never said she had a calling from God. ... Get the Scoop

Apple’s Ping attracts 78th member, rolls toward 100

Cupertino, CA —  It’s a miracle that Apple’s servers haven’t melted under the onslaught. After a ... Get the Scoop

Shocker II: Schwarzenegger also fathered Jony Ive

Los Angeles, CA — No wonder Arnold Schwarzenegger’s head spins every time he hears the word “dad.” ... Get the Scoop

Apple Store tests Idiot Bar as complement to Genius Bar

Cupertino, CA — Tired of waiting hours or days to get an appointment at the Genius Bar? Help is on its way. Citing ... Get the Scoop

Tim Cook challenges Steve Ballmer to high-stakes wrestling match

Cupertino, CA — “You talkin’ to me, muchacho?” Tim Cook, eager to inspire Apple’s troops as ... Get the Scoop

Apple signs exclusive deal with Claus Corp., competitors cry foul

North Pole, Arctic Circle — Apple stunned competitors today by announcing an exclusive three-year deal with Claus ... Get the Scoop

Apple to turn NY’s Central Park into giant walled garden

New York, NY — How much does the Big Apple love Apple? Apparently, enough to turn over the reins to Central Park. ... Get the Scoop

Microsoft Store opens at bottom of Chilean mine

Copiapo, Chile — Sensing opportunity, Microsoft has moved up plans to open its fifth retail store. Location: the ... Get the Scoop