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Apple launches HairPort Extreme, turns heads into hotspots

Cupertino, CA — Heads up: you might want to cancel that next haircut appointment. Today Apple launched HairPort ... Get the Scoop

Apple fires Phil Schiller, replaces him with Siri

Cupertino, CA — Bad news and good news for Apple’s Phil Schiller: you’re fired, but your iPhone 4S can stay. CEO ... Get the Scoop

Apple turns on iCloud data center, plunges nation into darkness

Malden, NC — Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for the power grid. With great fanfare, ... Get the Scoop

NASA: “Dent in the universe” traced to Steve Jobs

Houston, TX — Long ago, Steve Jobs expressed the belief that “we’re here to put a dent in the universe.” ... Get the Scoop

iPHONE EVENT: Scoopertino live blog transcript

If you missed our live blog from Apple’s iPhone event this morning, here’s the transcript from our reporter ... Get the Scoop

Immaculate reception: Michele Bachmann reveals FaceTime with God

Washington, DC — Michele Bachmann says the press got the story wrong. She never said she had a calling from God. ... Get the Scoop

New iPhone to be launched with Mexican theme

Mexico City, Mexico — Is Apple running out of ways to make iPhone exciting? “¡Hell no!” says Tim Cook. ... Get the Scoop

HP kills more biz units, relocates to Sunnyvale strip mall

Palo Alto, CA — Move over, Freddy Krueger, there’s a new slasher in town. Just two weeks after killing HP’s ... Get the Scoop

Tim Cook aims to surpass Jobs as presenter

Cupertino, CA — We all know Tim Cook is a master of operations. But a master of ceremonies? Just you wait. Faced with ... Get the Scoop

Thanks, Steve

We may have published some articles here that aren’t very funny, but this will be the first time we’ve done ... Get the Scoop