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Apple relaxes iPhone security for son of God

Cupertino, CA — Are iPhones too good when it comes to security? Apparently so. In response to reports that Jesus is ... Get the Scoop

Apple offers bold plan to fix the U.S. economy

Cupertino, CA — To Apple, there is no problem good design can’t fix. And that includes the U.S. economy. Speaking ... Get the Scoop

New app makes it easy to get rich off of Apple

Kalamazoo, MI — Rather strike it rich in a courtroom than needlessly expend energy working a real job? There’s ... Get the Scoop